Sunday, February 13, 2011

Celebrity Pussy

   With tomorrow being Valentine's Day I thought it would be great to do a blog post about love. Then I thought nah everyone else will be doing that I should be original. So I decided to post an entry about something that everyone loves to see, celebrity pussy. More and more its seen flashed everywhere you look. Yeah you "accidentally" forgot you weren't wearing panties before getting out of you car in front of the throng of ever present paparazzi. Anyway instead of rewarding these famous trollops further I though I'd show some real celebrity pussy shots.

    First up is Morris the Cat. When I think famous pussy the first one that comes to mind is this famous feline. Aside from being the 9 Lives spokescat for decades he has been in two movies, written three books, and is an ongoing advocate of cat adoption.

    Next on the list is Felix the Cat. Perhaps the oldest of the celebrity pussies Felix has been on the scene since 1919. He debuted under the name Master Tom in a Paramount Pictures short titled Feline Follies. He has been in many TV shows, cartoons, movie short. He has even appeared in the Macy's parade. He is old school and here to stay.

   Next up is Garfield who was born on June 19, 1078. He first appeared that day in a comic strip in the newspaper and has been in our hearts ever since. Countless movies, cartoons, TV shows, books and merchandise bear his likeness. This fat cat is where its at.

    The Cat in the Hat was brought to life by a personal favorite of mine, Dr. Seuss. He first appeared in the book of the same name on March 12, 1957. He has helped children learn and love to read ever since. Appearing in many movies, cartoons, books, and videos this is one well loved celebrity pussy.

    OK this one is more of a pussy shot. The cat only appeared in the one episode "Assignment Earth" but it certainly springs into my mind as one of the more famous celebrity pussies.

    Of course when you think Star Trek and pussy your mind instantly jumps to Data and Spot right??? Spot was in many episodes of Star Trek the Next Generation as well as several movies. It warms the heart that even a cold unfeeling android striving to be more human is capable of loving pussy.

    Speaking of loving pussy I give you the greatest Catwoman of all time, Eartha Kitt. Many actresses have portrayed her over the years but all pale in compassion next to Eartha's portrayal of the feline loving cat burglar. This is one celebrity pussy I never get tired of seeing.

    Finally on my list for today is the most recent celebrity pussy on the list,  Mr' Bigglesworth. After losing his fur in an improperly researched cryogenics incident Mr. Bigglesworth has continued to sit in the lap of Evil. Hairless pussies do seem to be a trend these days but I have to say I prefer mine with a bit more fur.

    While this is no means a complete list I hope you enjoyed my Celebrity Pussy post. Thanks for stopping by to check it out and have an awesome Valentine's Day!

Saturday, February 5, 2011

Carrot and Raisin Salad

Carrot and Raisin Salad

10 oz shredded carrots (shredding them yourself fresh will give you a better finished product)
1/2 cup packed raisins
1 oz lemon juice (add a bit of lemon zest if using fresh lemons)
1 TBS sugar
3 TBS mayonaisse

+ Mix all ingredients in a bowl and stir well.

+ Allow to set up for at least 3 hours in the fridge before serving. Overnight is better. It makes a HUGE difference in the taste. The raisins will soak in the dressing and plump up.

This recipe made 5 servings at 127 calories per serving. If you use more or less per person this will change naturally. Its a great healthy, fresh and refreshing dish.


I hope you enjoyed this recipe. If you cook this I'd love to hear what you thought. Thanks for stopping by and have an awesome day! 

Friday, February 4, 2011

Today is brought to you by the letters F and U

   Polite society frowns on certain words and phrases. I thought it might be fun to list them by the letters. So here we go...

A = Ass, Asshole, Arse, Ass spelunker, Anus, Anal, Ass to mouth, Asshat, Assbandit, Assburglar, Assmaster, Assclown, Asscrack, Assgoblin, Assjacker, Assmuncher, Asswipe

B = Bitch, Bastard, Boob, Boobs, Booty, Butt, Butthole, Butt-licker, Bush, Bukakkae, Blowjob, Bust-a-nut, Beaner, Bitchass, Bitchtits, Bollocks, Butt pirate, Bimblefuck, Butt plug, Boner,

C = Cunt, Cooter, Chink, Crap, Crapper, Cunny, Cockup, Cowgirl, Cameltoe, Carpetmuncher, Clit, Clusterfuck, Chode, Cock, Cockmaster, Coon, Cum, Cumbucket, Cracker, Cumbubble, Cunnilingus, Crack

D = Dookie, Dumbass, Dumbo, Dick, Dicked, Donkey dick, Donkey raping shit eater, Dickhead, Doche, Dochebag, Dicklicker, Dryhumping, Dildo, Dago, Dickbeaters, Dickbeater, Dickhole, Drop a duce, Dickmilk, Dickwad, Dickweed, Dyke, Doughnutbumper, Dong

E = Effin'

F = Fuck, Fucker, Fucking, Fucked, Fucktard, Fucksticks, Fuckup, Faggot, Feltch, Feltching, Fag, Fatass, Fellatio, Flamer, Flaming, Fag hag, Fuckbag, Fuckface, Fuck Off, Fucknut, Fudgepacker, Fisting, Fisted, Fistpumper, Fuckload

G = Gina, Goddamn, Goddamnit, George W. Bush, Gaylord, Gaywad, Gaytard, Guido, Gringo, Gooch, Goatfucker

H = Hoe, Horsefucker, Handjob, Handy, Heeb, Hard on, Homo, Hell, Hellion, Humping, Humper, Holy fuck

I = Icehole

J = Jackass, Jack off, Jacker, Jizz, Jisim, Jiggaboo, Junglebunny

K = Kinky, Kook, Kike, Kooch, Koochie, Kraut

L = Lameass, Llamafucker, Limey, Lameo, Lesbo, Lezzie

M = Motherfucker, Meekrab, Mcfaggot, Muff, Muffdiver, Munging, Mick

N = Nuts, Nigger, Nastyass, Niglet, Nutsack, Nipple, Nipple pincher

O = Orgasmic, Organ grinder

P = Penis, Pussy, Pussy fart, Pudpuller, Piss, Pissed, Pissing, Pisser, Panooch, Penispuffer, Piss flaps, Pole smoker, Pollock, Poon, Poonani, Porchmonkey, Puto, Pee, Peeing, Pisshole, Poop, Pooping

Q = Queef, Queer, Queerbait, Queerhole

R = Rimmer, Rape, Rank, Rimjob, Reverse Cowgirl

S = Shit, Shithead, Shitter, Slut, Slutty, Shit eater, Spic, Scholng, Sandnigger, Scrote, Scrotum, Shit for brains, Shitfaced, Shithouse, Skank, Sheepfucker, Skeet, Skullfuck, Snatch, Semen, Smeg, Smeghead, Spook, Stiffy, Spermdumpster, Shat, Shitload

T = Turd, Turd burglar, Twat, Turtlehead, Tampon licker, Tea bagging, Tea bagger, Tea partier, Tea bag, Tit, Tits, Titty, Titfuck, Tittyfuck, Twatwaffle, Testicles, Thundercunt, Thunder thighs, Twatlips

U = Unclefucker, Uberass, Uberslut, Uberwhore, Ubercunt, Uberjackass, pretty much any other curse word with Uber in front of it works

V = Vadge, Vagina, Vajayjay, Vaginal warts, Vibrator

W = Walrus ass, Wetback, Wanker, Whore, Wop, Woody

X = XXX, Xaboita

Y = Yo mama

Z = Zebrafucker

   Well there you have it my ABC's of curse words. I may have missed a few but I feel its a rather comprehensive list. Thanks for stopping by to check it out. Take care of yourselves and have an awesome day!

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Top 5 Video Games of All Time

   As my profile says I am a Geeky Wiccan Gamer. I thought it appropriate, in that case, to finally do a blog about video games. I thought about this last night as I was drifting off to sleep and have compiled a list. These are, in my opinion, the best games of all time. This means that they are iconic, replayable, addictive, and just plain fun. As always these are my opinions. I have not been compensated either way for my opinions neither do I care if you agree with me. If you don't agree however, I wouldn't mind hearing how your choices would differ so feel free to leave comments. I will say I am an avid fan of RPGs so my list may be a bit biased in that direction. So without further adieu I present my list of the top five video games of all time in reserve order ( *whispers* it helps build suspense).

Number 5 - Pac-Man

   It might not have been the first coin operated video game (This was not Space Invaders as most people think. It was in fact "Galaxy Game". Which was released in September 1971 on the campus of Stanford University.) but it was certainly the first to catch on so famously. If you grew up in the 80s this Iconic game was inescapable. It was literally everywhere. It inspired several sequel video games, pinball games, a Saturday morning cartoon, a breakfast cereal, tons of merchandise and a smash hit Gold Album song that hit number 9 on the Billboard charts...

Pac-Man Fever - Buckner & Garcia

   I remember a kid in my 4th grade class had a Pac-Man themed birthday party. Pac-Man plates, cups, napkins, birthday cake, marshmallow treats with Hershey's kisses for eyes and of course it was held at the local arcade. If you had a quarter in your pocket when you passed a Pac-Man machine you stopped and played, even if you had to wait your turn. If this list was about the most profitable Pac-Man would clearly take top billing.

Number 4 - Super Mario Brothers

   Originally released on the Nintendo Entertainment System in 1987. It was largely responsible for the success of the NES gaming platform and was the best selling video game for over two decades. It has sold almost 41 million copies worldwide. Again it became part of popular culture with its own Saturday morning cartoon show, a live action kid's show, sequel video games, tons of merchandise, and is still used in pop culture references today...

Tosh.0 - Live Mario Brothers

   I used to go down to my local video rental shop and rent an NES system on the weekends just so I could play this game. It is also the reason I bought my first console video game system. Super Mario Brothers will always hold a special place in my heart.

Number 3 - Grand Theft Auto IV

    Rockstar Games made it on the map with their release of Grand Theft Auto in October of 1997 for the PC. Grand Theft Auto 4 is by far the best of the series. It has its own expansions which are stand alones (The Lost and Damned & The Ballad of Gay Tony). This series of games while very controversial are widely embraced by pop culture and the public in general.

MAD TV - Grand Theft Auto

   I have spent many, many hours playing and replaying these games. They are fabulous stress relief and a fun departure from the real world for those adults sane enough to know the difference between fantasy and reality.

Number 2 - Star Ocean : The Second Story

    This game is future meets the past, star wars gets medieval with a final fantasy feel. It was the first of this series to be released for sale in the US in 1999 for the original Sony Playstation. The last great video game of the 20th century. This game has a secret dungeon at the end which opens after beating the game which makes it almost a completely separate game experience. I've played completely through this game three separate times, not to mention the sequels. If you love RPGs and still have access to a PS1 or PS2 you should definitely give this game a try.

Number 1 - Final Fantasy 7 

   THE most epic RPG series of all time. This game was original released in 1997 for the original Sony Playstation. It was originally slated to be released for the SNES but was moved to the Nintendo 64 after its release. However the N64 lacked the required storage capacity so SquareSoft (now Square Enix) moved it to the Playstation instead. This game was truly ahead of its time. The storyline was well told and moving. This is the first video game that made me cry. This clip includes a battle sequence from  4.20 to 7.30 a helpful hint for those that want to skip to the remainder of this touching scene.

FF7 - Aeris' Death Scene

    There are plenty of side quests that can be done even after beating this game. From the Battle Arena, to fighting the Ultimate Weapons, to Chocobo Breeding. I have played through this game completely four times and watched others play as well. While this is part of a series and the whole line is awesome it is by far the best in said series This game has inspired movies, games, and is without a doubt the greatest video game of all time. I leave you with a personal favorite clip from the game, something those that have played and beaten the game should be VERY familiar with...

FF7 - Knights of the Round Summon

   I hope you enjoyed my choices. If you feel differently you are welcome to leave an intelligent comment. Take care of yourselves and have an awesome day!

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

The Groundhog Underground

Better Know A Fictional Character - Part 5 - Punxsutawney Phil

      Ah the annual Groundhog Day festival of Puxsutawney, Pennsylvania. A quaint public gathering meant to be a fun distraction of the harshness of winter. One would think this was set up by some clever public officials to help boost tourism in the off season. How far from the truth that is though. Punsutawney Phil is the friendly public face that draws attention away from The Groundhog Underground. All across the country, deep underground, these furry rodents monitor humanity. One would think of a James Bond villain lair or a CIA installation if they could see one of their command bunkers. Millions of eyes watching every move we humans make. Carefully cataloging our actions for use later. Why would they do this you may ask. To what end are they striving for? Well its simple. The groundhogs have brokered a treaty with our real enemy... SPIDERS! In exchange for keeping a close eye on humanity they will be spared once the final attack comes. With Humanity safely out of the way the groundhog will rise as the dominant mammal on planet earth. Will their peace with the spiders last? Who knows but from now on when you get that feeling you are being watched, you may want to check for groundhogs.

   Thanks for stopping by to check out my blog. I know I have been remiss in updating this thing lately. I will try to post more often. Take care fo yourselves and have an awesome day.